NC: Whoa, whoa, whoa! This is the early 2000s, ('Balto''s smile goes down) and you know what they do with hand-drawn animated sequels in the early 2000s. (A picture of Balto appears next to NC, moving its mouth and eyes. NC (vo): While Balto was not a box office darling in the least, lasting only three weekends and making back only a third of its budget, it did find a decent life on television and VHS/DVD. We all remember the true story of Balto– (abruptly looks away, snickering and trying not to laugh) I'm sorry, I said 'true story' and 'Balto' in the same sentence! But to be fair, it is about as authentic as the true story of Bohemian Rhapsody– (looks away, snickering some more)
(The Channel Awesome logo and the title sequence play)
